north is growing so fast
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
has this already been posted fuck
I’m sorry, ok?!
"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
I just spent two minutes laughing harder at this than I probably should have.
I am quite literally sobbing and laughing at the same time.
My favourite post on tumblr
Hippo don’t care, Hippo got things to do, Hippo got places to be
i’ll spread my wings and i’ll learn how to- oh. oh shit. i didn’t mean to knock that over. i underestimated my wingspan. shit. i’m so sorry